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Yankees and Twilight Suck by FullmetalKobe824 Yankees and Twilight Suck by FullmetalKobe824
If you are Fullmetal Alchemist fan who lives in Boston, you would totally love this! :heart:

Once in awhile, I was watching some interesting videos on youtube and I ended up finding this one: [link]

LOL, I remember myself watching this back then when I was around 12 or 13. :D

It was the 2004 American League Championship between the New York Yankees, the team that I despise with all my heart and soul, and the Boston Red Sox, the team that I would give my life for. =) And the Red Sox won that game. :dance:

The one in the grey uniform is a Yankees superstar (I actually want to call him asshole) Alex Rodriguez and the other one in the white and red is a Boston Red Sox catcher, Jason Varitek, who is one of my favourite baseball players. ;)

As I watched them brawling and causing their teams leave their bench, I had a thought of what would actually happen if Edward Elric from FUllmetal Alchemist and Edward Cullen from the EVIL saga known as "Twilight" by Stephanie Meyer on the baseball field. :giggle:

Ed Elric would totally be on the Red Sox side to battle against the evil baseball empire and the Twilight fanbase. Since I hate Alex Rodriguez and Edward Cullen equally, I thought they would perfectly match in this picture and I guess this is how it came out. Plus, both Cullen and A-Rod are fucking OVERRATED! ;) Cullen is just an emo fairy who wishes he were a vampire but miserably fails to be one and Alex Rodriguez is a jackass who relies on steroids to win every game. (thats why you keep losing, A-Roid!) Combining spakles and steroids would make a perfect idea, so here we go.

Winry Rockbell and David (aka. The Big Papi) Ortiz would be supporting Edward Elric whereas Derek Jeter, that overpaid talentless asshole and Bella Swan, a bandwagon Yankees bitch would be shocked at the sight of what is happening in the picture. :XD:

This was supposedely done for the club that I joined---> TEAM EDWARD ELRIC :iconteam-edward-elric:
So here you go, administrator. YOu can use this to spread out our hatred for Twilight and those pathedic YANKEES! :dance:

I hate my seemingly retarded scanner who cut off the half of the picture that I worked on...-_-;

IF you are a fan of either of those, I sincerely give you an apology, but please understand that I hate them with passion....Go ahead and flame on me all you want, fan girls and boys.

Edward Elric as Jason Varitek
Edward Cullen as Alex Rodriguez

--BONUS VIDEO CLIP--(hope you will enjoy)

And critiques are always welcome. =)

Edward Elric, Winry Rockbell (c) Fullmetal Alchemist by Hiromu Arakawa
David Ortiz (c) Boston Red Sox
Edward Cullen, Bella Swan (c) Twilight by Stephanie Meyer
Derek Jeter (c) New York Yankees
New York "fucking" Yankees and Boston Red Sox (c) Major League Baseball
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MidnightWolf1000 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I like Derek Jeter.. but this is pretty hilarious.
Blue-Demon-Hybrid Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013
I may not be a sports person, but go Elric!
mclaughlinm1 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013
i may not be a huge baseball gal. but no one dares desecrate ANY base ball teem by making the team twilight characters. like, there's hating a rival team, and then there's making the team twilight characters. you must really hate the yankees to go that far.
brainleech419 Featured By Owner May 15, 2012
calming down by breathing the names of the Yankees (Derek, Mantle, DiMaggio, Ruth, Berra, Rivera, Gehrig) and think of those magical 86 years.
nintendofan1293 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
damn you
Yankees-Boy-711 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2012  Student Artist
Yankees are way better then The Red Sucks
you loser
Boston can kiss my Yankee ass
so i say it before and ill say it again
LETS GO YANKEES LET GO *clap*clap*clap*(repeat infinity times)
here a little something extra
SwirledtehSwirl Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2012  Student Writer
APRW16 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
Eww,Yankees.Who roots for that overrated,piece of crap team?The Yankees are the only team,that if they get mover or defunct,I wouldn't give a crap.
Yankees-Boy-711 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2012  Student Artist
screw you
red suck fans
AndytheB-Artist Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Hobbyist
Yeah, Edward lives in Forks, WA. His hometown team is the Seattle Mariners.
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