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Yankees and Twilight Suck by FullmetalKobe824 Yankees and Twilight Suck by FullmetalKobe824
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If you are Fullmetal Alchemist fan who lives in Boston, you would totally love this! :heart:

Once in awhile, I was watching some interesting videos on youtube and I ended up finding this one: [link]

LOL, I remember myself watching this back then when I was around 12 or 13. :D

It was the 2004 American League Championship between the New York Yankees, the team that I despise with all my heart and soul, and the Boston Red Sox, the team that I would give my life for. =) And the Red Sox won that game. :dance:

The one in the grey uniform is a Yankees superstar (I actually want to call him asshole) Alex Rodriguez and the other one in the white and red is a Boston Red Sox catcher, Jason Varitek, who is one of my favourite baseball players. ;)

As I watched them brawling and causing their teams leave their bench, I had a thought of what would actually happen if Edward Elric from FUllmetal Alchemist and Edward Cullen from the EVIL saga known as "Twilight" by Stephanie Meyer on the baseball field. :giggle:

Ed Elric would totally be on the Red Sox side to battle against the evil baseball empire and the Twilight fanbase. Since I hate Alex Rodriguez and Edward Cullen equally, I thought they would perfectly match in this picture and I guess this is how it came out. Plus, both Cullen and A-Rod are fucking OVERRATED! ;) Cullen is just an emo fairy who wishes he were a vampire but miserably fails to be one and Alex Rodriguez is a jackass who relies on steroids to win every game. (thats why you keep losing, A-Roid!) Combining spakles and steroids would make a perfect idea, so here we go.

Winry Rockbell and David (aka. The Big Papi) Ortiz would be supporting Edward Elric whereas Derek Jeter, that overpaid talentless asshole and Bella Swan, a bandwagon Yankees bitch would be shocked at the sight of what is happening in the picture. :XD:

This was supposedely done for the club that I joined---> TEAM EDWARD ELRIC :iconteam-edward-elric:
So here you go, administrator. YOu can use this to spread out our hatred for Twilight and those pathedic YANKEES! :dance:

I hate my seemingly retarded scanner who cut off the half of the picture that I worked on...-_-;

IF you are a fan of either of those, I sincerely give you an apology, but please understand that I hate them with passion....Go ahead and flame on me all you want, fan girls and boys.

Edward Elric as Jason Varitek
Edward Cullen as Alex Rodriguez

--BONUS VIDEO CLIP--(hope you will enjoy)
[link]

And critiques are always welcome. =)

Edward Elric, Winry Rockbell (c) Fullmetal Alchemist by Hiromu Arakawa
David Ortiz (c) Boston Red Sox
Edward Cullen, Bella Swan (c) Twilight by Stephanie Meyer
Derek Jeter (c) New York Yankees
New York "fucking" Yankees and Boston Red Sox (c) Major League Baseball
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:iconthe-conquerors:
The-Conquerors Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Bella Swan is a grade A-example of a mary-sue cum dumpster. ~ C
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:iconmidnightwolf1000:
MidnightWolf1000 Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I like Derek Jeter.. but this is pretty hilarious.
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:iconblue-demon-hybrid:
Blue-Demon-Hybrid Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013
I may not be a sports person, but go Elric!
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:iconmclaughlinm1:
mclaughlinm1 Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013
i may not be a huge baseball gal. but no one dares desecrate ANY base ball teem by making the team twilight characters. like, there's hating a rival team, and then there's making the team twilight characters. you must really hate the yankees to go that far.
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:iconbrainleech419:
brainleech419 Featured By Owner May 15, 2012
calming down by breathing the names of the Yankees (Derek, Mantle, DiMaggio, Ruth, Berra, Rivera, Gehrig) and think of those magical 86 years.
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:iconnintendofan1293:
nintendofan1293 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
damn you
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:iconyankees-boy-711:
Yankees-Boy-711 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2012  Student Artist
Yankees are way better then The Red Sucks
you loser
Boston can kiss my Yankee ass
so i say it before and ill say it again
LETS GO YANKEES LET GO *clap*clap*clap*(repeat infinity times)
here a little something extra
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:iconswirledtehswirl:
SwirledtehSwirl Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2012  Student Writer
<333333333
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:iconaprw16:
APRW16 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
Eww,Yankees.Who roots for that overrated,piece of crap team?The Yankees are the only team,that if they get mover or defunct,I wouldn't give a crap.
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:iconyankees-boy-711:
Yankees-Boy-711 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2012  Student Artist
screw you
red suck fans
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:iconandytheb-artist:
AndytheB-Artist Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Hobbyist
Yeah, Edward lives in Forks, WA. His hometown team is the Seattle Mariners.
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:icontophat-kisses:
TopHat-Kisses Featured By Owner May 20, 2011  Student General Artist
this made my day :)
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:iconparamusic12:
paramusic12 Featured By Owner May 15, 2011
haha!!! tottally epic!
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:iconyankees-boy-711:
Yankees-Boy-711 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2012  Student Artist
yankees are better
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:iconparamusic12:
paramusic12 Featured By Owner May 24, 2012
twilight still suck though
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:iconthreecats-ina-cellar:
ThreeCats-ina-Cellar Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Still, this is one of my favourite crossover-hate on Twilight. xDD!!
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:iconmacbrat:
macbrat Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2011
imma yankee fan but i agree with you about a-rod. hahaha. i love FMA! kick ass drawing :]
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:iconsupergirl2319:
supergirl2319 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011
I love the yankees (born into it), but I gotta say, this is pretty epic
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:iconfischtastic:
Fischtastic Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2011
Minnesota twins anybody? Hey Yankees fans, you want Mauer? Fugettaboutit!
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:icontwoguysfromri:
twoguysfromRI Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2011
I don't know anything about FMA, but I love the Red Sox and hate Twilight (and the Yankees).
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:icongamma0975:
gamma0975 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2011
fuck the red sox and by the way the yankees are and will always remain the best baseball team in thte lajor league orginazation
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:iconalexandraw5u:
alexandraw5u Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2010
Ha very cool
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:iconluffyxakaichou:
Luffyxakaichou Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2010
Yea Big smoke prefers Red Sox's ! :D totally lost. " Can i have a new counsler?"
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:iconyankees-boy-711:
Yankees-Boy-711 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2012  Student Artist
red sucks
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:iconlunar-girl:
Lunar-Girl Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2010
Go, Ed Elric!! Kick his sparkly-'cause-of-steroids ass!! :D Love it!!

P.S. Go, Winry! Help Ed by killing the bitch- I mean, Bella!! :boogie:
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:icon15-15:
15-15 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2010
Just realized this after looking back on it >.>;;;
Ed (FMA) would hit a lot of home-runs and if someone pissed him off he might actually hit them with the ball or bat :O But that's why I side with Edo on this one! Twilight sucks! :la:
(looking back at this made my day as well)
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:iconwinry-chi:
winry-chi Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2010
Stamp of Approval!
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:iconmichael-j-caboose:
Michael-J-Caboose Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2010  Student Writer
this has to be one of the funniest things ive seen in the past week XD good job :D
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:iconstretch90:
Stretch90 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2010  Student Digital Artist
I respect the fandom of FMA and Bosox. However I personally hate Boston Red Sox. And Idk now anything about twilight,
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:iconfullmetalkobe824:
FullmetalKobe824 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2010
Hahaha I know. :) David Ortiz on steroids, and my personal favourite team is Milwaukee Brewers anyways. :P Well, Twilight is just a terrible book, so don't try to waste your time on reading that. :)
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:iconstretch90:
Stretch90 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2010  Student Digital Artist
really the Brewers?
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:iconfullmetalkobe824:
FullmetalKobe824 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2010
Prince Fielder all the way. ;)
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:iconstretch90:
Stretch90 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2010  Student Digital Artist
but don't love the Red Sox?
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:iconfullmetalkobe824:
FullmetalKobe824 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2010
Well, not really a big fan of the Red Sox, but I'd choose that team over the Yankees. :( Sorry to say that.
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:iconpete8680:
pete8680 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2010
BUCK YOU BUCK FOSTON BUCK THE 2004 AND 2007 WORLD CHUMPION ROID SOX!
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:iconfullmetalkobe824:
FullmetalKobe824 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2010
Calm down, fellow. This is only a picture.
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:iconjohnnyking95:
johnnyking95 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2010
FINISH HIM!
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:iconreckage:
reckage Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2010
RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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:iconfullmetalkobe824:
FullmetalKobe824 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2010
Hardcore Yankees/Twilight fan? :)
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SquirrellyWrathGrl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
THANK YOU! *favs* x3
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:iconfullmetalkobe824:
FullmetalKobe824 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2009
Thank you for what? =)
Thanks for the favourite! :D
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:iconsquirrellywrathgrl:
SquirrellyWrathGrl Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
for speaking what my mind's been thinking x33
you're welcome!
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:iconroxas-sora-x:
Roxas-Sora-x Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2009
I.... Love..... You..... XD

Yankees+Twilight=EPIC FAIL!

FMA is win!

Thought I must say....

Angels > Red Sox

That is all. XD
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:iconfullmetalkobe824:
FullmetalKobe824 Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2009
Awwww, I was rooting for the Angels to win too! The Angels should have won those pinstriped evil emperors! The Yankees deserved nothing! :steaming: Vladimir Guerrero > Alex Rodriguez all the way!

Hahaha thank you! :XD: They both surely are the disgrace to the world. =)
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graffiti-smile Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2009
:iconawesomenessplz: you deserve this:iconfreeinternetplz:
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:iconfullmetalkobe824:
FullmetalKobe824 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2009
:highfive: THANK YOU! :D

THOSE ACCURSED YANKEES SHOULD NEVER HAVE WON THAT 27TH WORLD SERIES!
AND THE NEW MOVIE, NEW MOON SUCKED! :X
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This-Riks Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2009
Ew. We don't want the sparklepire on our team. XD

I do not like Twilight, so I appreciate that ridiculing aspect of the drawing.

However, I am a Yankees fan (who happens to be attending university in Boston!). Obviously I am not a fan of the Boston Red Sox.

And I am anxious for our 27th World Series win.
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:iconfullmetalkobe824:
FullmetalKobe824 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2009
Hahaha, that's fine! :) As long as we both hate Twilight, the baseball rivalry isn't a serious matter. :XD: As much as I hate the New York Yankees, I must congradulate your team for getting the 27th world series. Still, I remain as the loyal Red Sox supporter and shall always be on their and other teams' sides, no matter what. :)

It's ironic that the Yankees fan attends the Boston university! :rofl: But I sincerely hope you will stay alive! :noes: Some Red Sox fans are over-the-top, especially the bandwagon fans who weren't fans before 2004.

Regardless of our different opinions on baseball, I am glad you appreciated this picture in civil manner and thank you.
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:iconjumbolya:
Jumbolya Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2009  Student General Artist
Haha... I love both Twilight and the Yankees but that jsut seriously made my day... I love it!!
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:icondarkri97:
darkri97 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
.....GO ELRIC KICK HIS ASS!! THEN SEND MUSTANG TO BURN THE OTHER TWO!!
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